Inspirational

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” ― Oscar Wilde

Friendship

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” ― Elbert Hubbard

Wisdom

“ Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.” ― James Dean

Inner Beauty

“Boys think girls are like books, If the cover doesn't catch their eye they won't bother to read what's inside".” ― Marilyn Monroe

Relationship

“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.” ― Jess C. Scott, The Intern

Senin, 06 Februari 2012

blasteran anggora

liburan kuliah nih. nggak punya duit? ohyeee online doang dirumah buka 9gag atau facebook? ohyaaa
mana hujan deras nggak mendukung buat jalan-jalan pula -,- eeeeeeh lagi ujan deres, denger "miaw! miaw!" di luar, di pinggir jalan, tepatnya di atas kandang ayam di depan warung tetangga. ada anak kucing! umurnya paling baru sebulan. kehujanan, kasian deh. gue bawa pulang, ternyata dia blasteran anggora! kok gue bisa tau? pokoknya tau lah males jelasinnya.. lucuu banget deh! cekidot!

Sabtu, 05 Februari 2011

short film "SIGNS"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy0HNWto0UY&feature=more_related

Rabu, 02 Februari 2011

9 Signs you're happier than you think

You were a smiley student

Adults with the biggest grins in their college yearbook pictures were up to 5 times less likely to be divorced decades later than those who looked less happy, according to a new DePauw University study. A smiler’s positive disposition may attract other happy people or rub off on a spouse.


You have a sister

People with at least one female sibling report better social support, more optimism, and better coping abilities, according to a study presented at the British Psychological Society’s annual conference. Sisters appear to encourage communication and cohesion in families.


You're not glued to the TV

The happiest people spend 30% less time parked in front of the tube, according to a University of Maryland study that analyzed 34 years of data from more than 45,000 Americans. They’re more likely to spend time socializing, reading, or attending religious services—habits that are linked to better moods and health.


You keep souvenirs on display

People who use mementos or photos to remind themselves of good times better appreciate their lives and are happier, says Sonja Lyubomirsky, PhD, a professor of psychology at University of California, Riverside. Good memories remind you of your “happiness potential” and promise that soon you can reach it again.


You make exercise a priority

People who exercise more are less likely to be stressed and more likely to be satisfied with life, according to Danish researchers. Compared with sedentary people, joggers are 70% less likely to have high stress levels and life dissatisfaction, the study found. Couch potatoes who start moderate exercise—the equivalent of 17 to 34 minutes a day—experience the greatest happiness lift.


You have a healthy love life

Physical intimacy is a key contributor to happiness, found a study by Dartmouth economist David Blanchflower, PhD, and Andrew Oswald, PhD, of England's University of Warwick. Married people report 30% more sex than singles, which may be one reason they also report being happier.


You hang out with happy people

Socializing with a cheerful person in your neighborhood increases the likelihood that you’ll be happy too, according to a new study. How often you get together matters most, say the researchers: People who live within half a mile of a buoyant buddy increase their odds of being happy by 42%. If the friend lives farther away (within a 2-mile radius), the chances drop to 22%—probably due to fewer get-togethers.


You stay warm with hot cocoa

Clutching a steaming beverage—coffee and tea also do the trick—can elicit a flood of positive feelings, according to a Yale University study. This may be because people associate physical warmth with emotional warmth, say the researchers. Study subjects held cups of either hot or iced coffee; those gripping warm mugs were more appreciative of friendliness in others and also felt more generous and trusting themselves.


You have two best friends

Among 654 married adults, those who said they had at least two “best friends” (not necessarily including one’s spouse) were likelier to have better mental well-being, says a study. But additional friends didn’t lead to any more happiness than just a pair.


from shine.yahoo.com

Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee

- You answer the door before people knock.
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You ski uphill.
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- You chew on other people's fingernails.
- Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
- You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
- You can jump-start your car without cables.
- Cocaine is a downer.
- You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
- Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
- You don't sweat, you percolate.
- You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
- You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
- You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
- You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
- Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
- You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
- People get dizzy just watching you.
- You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
- The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
- Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
- You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
- You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
- You can thread a sewing machine while it's running.
- You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
- You short out motion detectors.
- You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
- You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
- You don't tan, you roast.
- You can't even remember your second cup.
- You help your dog chase its tail

from www.funnyjokes.org

JOKES

CRAP!

A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Hello, I would like to be castrated."

"That's a lifechanging operation," says the doctor. "Are you sure you want to do it?"

"yes," says the man. "and if you refuse I'll go to another doctor."

"OK," says the doctor, "but it's against my advice."



So the man has his operation and he's walking around the hospital the next day with a bandage around his private area. Suddenly, he sees another man with the same thing. So he walks up to him and says, "Good afternoon, I see we got the same operation."

"Yes," says the other man, looking happy. "I've been wanting to get circumsized for 37 years, and I've finally done it."

The first man looks panicked and says, "Shit!! That's the word!"

Rabu, 29 September 2010

3 IDIOTS




Title:
3 IDIOTS
Release Date:
24 Dec 2009
Genre:
Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director:
Rajkumal Hirani
Writers:
Vidhu Vinod Chopra (screenplay)
Rajkumal Hirani (story)
Editor:
Rajkumal Hirani
Run Time:
2 hours 40 minutes
My Rating:
8/10

Katakana “Aal izz well” dan semua akan baik-baik saja. Begitulah yang selalu dikatakan Ranchodas Shamaldas Chancad (Aamir Khan) dalam menghadapi segala peristiwa buruk baik yang menimpa dirinya dan sahabat-sahabatnya. Awalnya Farhan Qureshi (Madhavan) dan Raju Rastogi (Sharman Joshi) , teman sekamarnya itu menganggapnya aneh, namun ternyata apa yang dilakukan Rancho adalah semata-mata karena ia punya pandangan berbeda dengan kebanyakan orang mengenai arti hidup. “Hidup bukanlah untuk mendapatkan nilai baik ataupun gelar, melainkan kita hidup untuk mengjar mimpi”, “Chase excellence and success will follow” adalah pesan yang diajarkan oleh 3 IDIOTS dengan cara yang santai dan sangat menghibur. Film ini akan membuatmu tertawa terpingkal-pingkal karena tingkah laku kocak para tokoh yang tidak terduga, ditambah sound-sound yang tentunya lucu-lucu. Namun, dalam prosesnya film ini akan mengajarkan apa sebenarnya arti hidup yang terkadang tidak kita sadari.

3 IDIOTS memceritakan tentang kehidupan Rancho, Farhan (Madhavan), dan Raju (Sharman Joshi) sebagai mahasiswa teknik yang penuh konflik. Mulai dari masalah dengan senior di awal tahun, teman yang bunuh diri karena proyeknya ditolak Virus, tingkah laku Chatur Ramalingan (mahasiswa-yang menurut dirinya sendiri-terpandai di sana), gagal saat ujian, tertariknya Rancho dengan Pia (Kareena Kapoor) anak “Virus” sebutan mereka untuk direktur Imperial College of Engineering, Raju yang berusaha bunuh diri karena diskors, dilema Farhan dalam memilih masa depan, hingga bagaimana pada akhirnya mereka dipertemukan kembali setelah bertemu dengan Rancho Palsu??

Kalian tahu apa yang hebat dari film ini? Aamir Khan tidak pernah terlihat seperti laki-laki berumur 44 tahun di sini! itu menjadi prestasi juga bagi sang Make-up Artist. Selain itu, sang sutradara pun tidak segan-segan melakukan pengambilan gambar dari atas langit yang pastinya menggunakan helicopter untuk menggambarkan suasana dan pemandangan dalam film ini agar berkesan lebih wah. Mungkin ada juga beberapa adegan saat mobil yang berisi Raju, Farhan, dan Chatur melintas di daerah pegunungan yang diambil dari atas pohon atau daru puncak bukit atau sejenisnya. Selain itu juga, setiap scene yang menggambarkan rumah Raju pasti dibuat hitam-putih, untuk menambahkan kesan jadul. walaupun lebih banyak sequence di dalam kampus atau asrama kampus, tapi shotnya yang berbeda-beda tidak membosankan. Juga banyak shot yang diambil close up untuk lebih menegaskan keadaan dalam cerita sehingga membut kita terbawa kedalam cerita (terutama saat persalinan kakaknya
Pia (Mona) di semacam aula serbaguna yang mana saat itu gelap. mereka bisa mengambil gambar tepat di atas tanpa menimbulkan bayangan kamera pada objek). Ending film ini tidak terduga, kalian pasti akan dibuat tertawa shock saat mengetahui akhirnya. At least, this film is amazing and entertaining!

Rabu, 22 September 2010


HOT FUZZ
Big Cops, Small Town, Moderate Violence
Director:
Edgar Wright
Produced by:
Nira Park
Written by:
Simon Pegg & Edgar Wright
Genre:
Action, Comedy, Mystery
Runtime:
2 hours 1 minute
Editor:
Chris Dickens
Distributed by:
Universal Pictures

Polisi London hebat. Terlalu hebat. Nicholas Angel (Simon Pegg) membuat rekan-rekan polisinya terlihat payah sehingga mereka memutuskan untuk menugaskan Angel ke kota kecil yang damai bernama Sandford. Disana ia berpasangan dengan Danny Butterman (Nick Frost), anak seorang kepala inspektur Sandford Frank Butterman (Jim Broadbent) yang senang menanyainya tentang kehidupan penuh aksi Angel saat di London. Semua terasa damai bagi Angel, sampai 2 orang actor ditemukan terbunuh secara tragis. Rekan polisi lainnya menyebutnya kecelakaan, tetapi Angel tidak bisa menerimanya. Tidak dimana banyak dan banyak lagi korban-yang menurutnya-pembunuhan berjatuhan. Angel dan Danny berada dalam situasi sulit saat tak ada yang memercayai teori pembunuhan tersebut, sampai akhirnya ia memulai investigasi dan mencoba mengungkap kebenaran dibalik misteri “kecelakaan” berantai tersebut..
Hot Fuzz merupakan serial kedua dari trilogy Blood and Ice Cream, yang mana serial pertamanya adalah Shaun Of The Dead, dan The World’s End sebagai serial terakhirnya. Bila di serial pertamanya beraliran horror-comedy (comedy-zombie), maka di serial kedua ini mereka memberikan action-comedy. Mungkin akan sulit membayangkan film action yang dibumbui komedi, dimana kebanyakan film action hanya dibumbui komedi di bagian dialog antar tokoh saja, tapi Simon Pegg dan kawan-kawan berhasil mewujudkan adegan action plus adegan komedi yang menyegarkan suasana tegang namun tidak melenceng dari setting film yang serius.
Secara teknis, film ini mengesankan dengan banyaknya shot-shot detail (amat detail) yang memperjelas setiap adegan. Dan disini banyak shot yang diambil dengan gerakan cepat (entah berputar ataupun hanya bergeser), namun hasil gambarnya mulus dan tidak membuat pusing. Walaupun ada juga shot yang tidak kontras yang maksudnya menggambarkan Angel yang melihat papan nama desa Sandford di sebelah kiri mobil (saat Angel baru menuju Sandford dengan taksi), tapi ternyata Angel digambarkan menengok kearah kanan mobil saat terkejut melihat papan tersebut.
Well, dari segi cerita,setiap adegan di film ini unpredictable dan membuat penonton tidak ingin melewatkan setiap adegannya. Klimaksnya adalah saat Angel berhasil mengungkap kebenaran dibalik semua “kecelakaan” berantai tersebut sampai terjadi tembak menembak yang..tetap mengandung unsur komedi. So, bagaimanakah akhirnya? Apakah Happy Ending? Tidak juga, ada sesuatu yang mengejutkan di endingnya. Intinya, film ini mengingatkan kita bahwa tidak semua yang ‘terlihat baik’ akan baik pula di dalamnya, terkadang ada tindak kejahatan yang berkedok kebaikan. Ini memperingatkan kita untuk berhati-hati dalam mempercayai seseorang 